you probably don't care that NASA and your government hushed up this devastating display of alien power...

 

Velociraptor tracks: won't the so-called scientific community be surprised!!! (Late Cretaceous, my ass!!!)

 

mother ship: hey! Tom Cruise doesn't live here!!!

 

astonishingly large Yeti footprint, note normal foot to right

 

Yeti: eats rocks, shits gravel

 

portal to Hell, conveniently located near Unitarian church

 

fiendish creature--we must obey its every command

 

ghostly presence stealing a pair of socks

 

ghost in chair

 

note zombie footprints leaving crypt. zombies are a big problem in this burg.

 

unusually bad taste: obvious alien influence

 

cat appearing as if from nowhere, not to be explained!!!

 

professional-quality photo of paranormal cat-like entity, taken with infrared camera

 

actual ghost, not a fake one

 

uncanny flying objects over Concord, Ma.

 

calling Uri Geller: strange glowing stuff and whatnot

 

view of Everest summit from North Col. note Yeti to the left.

 

extremely close encounter

 
terrifying, unexplained astronomical phenomenon in small New England village (and I only am escaped alone to tell thee!!!)

 

Yeti sighting

 
interdimensional cat appearing out of nowhere, wants food

 
the Terrifying Truth: Bigfoot sighting on Plum Island!!!

 
note invisible ufos above Boston and Cambridge, MA (photo unretouched!!!)

 
note cloud-shaped ufo

 
a shame that the dog got to the gnome before I did...