I guess we all know what this is. luckily, as a trained paranormal expert, I knew exactly what to do.

 

Lacking my keen eyes of a professional paranormal expert, you might be unable to discern the Spirit of Christmas Past that dances in the flames of the burning Christmas tree.

 

holy crap! Walden pond is infested with crypto-zoologic monsters!!Amazement Stuff will not let this cover up continue!!!

 

look! in the background! Arwen and Aragorn are kissing!!!

 

you probably don't care that NASA and your government hushed up this devastating display of alien power...

 

Velociraptor tracks: won't the so-called scientific community be surprised!!! (Late Cretaceous, my ass!!!)

 

mother ship: hey! Tom Cruise doesn't live here!!!